How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You Book

Cat Kill Me Book

Carrying on my non-existant animal related book posts, comes the interestingly titled How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You book from The Oatmeal (odd name for an author but each to their own). Whilst I don’t currently own a cat, I have had one in the past when I was a child in my formative years aged around 5 or 6 years. Said adversary went by the name of Spangle and I am in absolutely no doubt that the cat wanted me dead. I remember one time when I was climbing a tree, I got about half way up the tree, turned to look to my left and saw Spangle chilling on one of the branches. “Alright, Spangle?” I say. Scratching the shit out of my arm and face was the, somewhat inappropriate, response from Spangle. Needless to say, I fell out of the tree. This is just one of the many occasions that Spangle popped up ninja-like and endeavoured to extinguish my life and had I had this book as a child, surviving the first 10 years of my life would have been considerably easier.

Cat Book

I can’t help but notice that “waiting for you in trees” isn’t on this list. Spangle was clearly a more mental cat than the average.

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