Rock the Shack Book
I think there is an air of inevitability that I will, one day, end up living in a shack given my propensity for drinking and affinity with nature. By affinity with I, of course, mean complete aversion to. But I’m also a house proud chap so when I do end up living in a shack, it’s definitely not going to be the run of mill variety of shack which you find alongside disused warehouses and next to train tracks. No sir, my shack is going to be a pretty spiffing number and I will be taking my inspiration from the exceptional Rock the Shack Book pictured above. When I graduated from school (by graduated, I mean asked to leave) I was voted “Most likely to end up in a shack” and, let me tell you, this is the accolade most sought after by the rest of my peers. All those “Most likely to succeed” and “Most likely to be a football player” dicks can all do one. It’s all about living in a shack and now that I’ve got my Rock the Shack Book, I’m pretty confident mine is going to be one of the best out there. Providing that I have literally nothing to do with the design, decoration, construction of said shack.
Bit wonky but other than that, pretty happy with it.