How to Speak Wookiee Book

As one of my New Year’s resolutions was to learn a new language, I decided that I might as well learn one that has a lot of value and can be used more or less universally across the galaxy. With this in mind, I decided to invest in what is basically akin to the Rosetta Stone learning technique – namely, the Star Wars: How to Speak Wookiee Book. I heard that we’re sending some chaps to Mars or something so the natural progression is that we will be colonising the galaxy within, I don’t know, ten years? And, I don’t know about you, but I want to be able to chit-chat with my intergalactic neighbours which is why I’ll be studying the How To Speak Wookiee Book closely. If you’re anything like me, you’ll be wanting to know the Wookiee for “two Guinness please”. It’s “aaaaaarrraaaaaaaawwwgggggghhhhhh agggghhhhrrrrr”. You’re welcome.

Wookiees of Wall Street.