Citi Transmitter Vehicle

Citi Transmitter Vehicle

I’ve been looking for a vehicle to tempt me back into rush-hour traffic and this caterpillar looking mo-fo could be just the chap for the job. The Citi Transmitter Vehicle looks like something out of James and the Giant Peach but also would make me king of the road as people stare at me in wide-eye wonderment as I fail at three-point turns, consistently stall, block up roundabouts, razz cyclists, shake my head ruefully at the complete lack of mobility and dearth of intelligence displayed by chief roadkill pheasants and park across multiple parking spaces (made more difficult, but not impossible, by the vehicle’s diminutive stature). The fact it is described as a “compact vehicle” may present problems for me due to my expanding girth. I can force myself into tiny plane seat like the next man but riding around with my gut hanging out the window doesn’t really appeal.

Citi Transmitter

Ah, much better. Plenty of belly room in this bad boy.

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