Pedal Pub

Now, I know what you’re thinking, a beer powered vehicle is an accident waiting to happen but you, sir, are a narrow-minded heathen. People thought the Wright Brothers were a couple of numpties when they had their hair-brained scheme of making a plane and riding it or whatever. And look at those two now. They’ve got their own Wikipedia page and everything. Well, I dare say the makers of this upsettingly brilliant and law enforcement baiting Pedal Pub have the same sort of glory filled future awaiting them. It was only a matter of time before some brainy chap decided to strap a pub to a bike and, as you can plainly see, the results are deeply satisfying. Capable of seating 16 boozers and the poor, unfortunate designated driver, this party wagon will definitely be my next steed and, almost certainly, my last as I dare say a blanket motoring ban will ensue soon after.

Like many a shopping trolley, the Pedal Pub is often abandoned on city streets by irresponsible users. Like me.

Dear Person who found my Pedal Pub when I got smashed and left it in the Lidl car-park – can I have it back please?