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How to Swear Around the World Book
To be quite honest, I find it greatly difficult to keep my knobbish nature within the confines of the UK and will invariably be itching to take my unique brand of “humour” overseas. This, of course, will require the ability to swear in a multitude of foreign languages because, as we all no doubt know, […]
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Campfire Cuisine Book
At the risk of incurring a lawsuit with Grumpy Cat, I think the best way of summing up my general point of view towards the great outdoors is “I went camping once. I hated it” (meme to follow). I think my distaste for camping can be traced back to a hatred not of the wilderness […]
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Paddle Your Own Canoe Book
I think, perhaps, that I have got a new number 2 in my list of the most awesome men on television (this is in no way to be construed as a gay list) in the form of the unbearably excellent, Ron Swanson. Larry David will take some shifting because he pretty much has the same […]
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Manage your Day to Day Book
I remember going to an event chock-full of motivational speakers and it was, quite frankly, the most cringe-worthy, uncomfortable and uninspiring ten minutes of my life (I left soon after it became clear that the organisers had reneged on their promise of free drinks ‘n’ nibbles). I’m not against the idea of motivation per se […]
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Variations on Normal Book
Much like beauty, normalcy is largely in the eye of the beholder and one person’s normal is another person’s “errrrrm, what the fuck is he doing“? Lamentably, not many people are donning their “normal-tinted glasses” when I’m around and my actions are invariably far towards the WTF end of the spectrum. Fortunately, however, due to […]
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Things Come Apart Book
I’ve broken a lot of shit in my time. Enough to know that stuff comes apart in all manner of weird and wonderful ways. I’ve inadvertently smashed my mum’s greenhouse with a football (dozens of times), crashed my car into my place of employment (long story), broke my wrist, destroyed thousands of pounds worth of […]