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Razor Crazy Kart
In my 31 years on planet earth, I have caused myself many an injury through misadventure and being generally retarded. I fell off a roof retrieving a football and have lived with a bad back for the subsequent 20 years, I fell out of a tree I climbed to say hi to our cat, Spangle, […]
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Polaris RZR XP 1000
I am a terrible driver. I mean truly, truly awful. I don’t let this discourage me though and I’m always on the lookout for vehicles that can push the boundaries of my terribleness that bit further. So far I have shown that I am equally as inept behind the controls of mini-moto, motorised go-kart, quad […]
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Firefly Vehicle
ET was, obviously, a pretty solid film but the were plot holes aplenty in my eyes. My biggest qualm was the fact they never really explained how ET got to earth in the first place (it probably was clearly explained but I’ve not seen it in ages and can’t remember so going to assume that […]
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Takayanagi Miluira Retro Electric Vehicle
I don’t know about you but few things rile me more than almost getting run over by the elderly as they razz around on the pavements (sidewalks, for those of an American disposition) on their mobility scooters and flip me the bird whilst bemoaning the “youth of today”. I obviously don’t begrudge the elderly a […]
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Full Size Racing Car Simulator
Given that I failed my driving test four times for reasons including but not limited to stopping at a green light for an inordinate amount of time, performing potentially the most inaccurate and slowest reverse park in human history and failing to get off a roundabout for about fifteen minutes, I perhaps shouldn’t be allowed […]
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Pedal Pub
Now, I know what you’re thinking, a beer powered vehicle is an accident waiting to happen but you, sir, are a narrow-minded heathen. People thought the Wright Brothers were a couple of numpties when they had their hair-brained scheme of making a plane and riding it or whatever. And look at those two now. They’ve […]