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Hentsch Man Apparel
As I’ve recently been allowed to dress myself after my somewhat disastrous “experimental” phase which may or may not have involved meggings (male leggings)*, the time has come for me to find some rather excellent new purveyors of menswear with which to drape their apparel across my increasingly portly frame. Well, given my inherent and […]
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Ostrich Pillow Light
I am a complete and utter twat. On that, I think we can agree. And for those who haven’t met me, feel free to take my word for it. I do, however, often find myself wishing it was easier to make people aware of my twattish nature because, after all, it’s a terrible toll on […]
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Nike Hypervenom Football Boots
When you’re as accomplished as I on the football pitch, it may seem quite arrogant to draw attention to your excellence with a brightly coloured pair of football boots but, you know, I’m a bit of dick so I don’t have any qualms about doing exactly that. Although, true be told, this self confidence may […]
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I Am Generic T-Shirt
Spiderman, in my opinion, is one of the few superheroes that actually goes that extra mile to make it difficult to spot the difference between his real-life personality and his alter ego by, you know, wearing a mask that covers his entire face. You’ve got your Superman who just takes his glasses off, Batman who […]
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Glow in the Dark Wayfarer Sunglasses
I’m a complex fellow so I like to embroil myself in objects that are contradictory. It was always my understanding that sunglasses were made to be worn in sunny conditions so that idiots like me could stare at the sun without fear of going blind and finally winning that game of Chicken I’ve been having […]
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Cuckoo Nest Launch T-Shirt
Rocket ships are pretty great, I’m sure that we can all agree. It takes a certain calibre of man to wear a rocket ship emblazoned across their chest and, despite what you may think, this calibre of man isn’t just restricted to “astronaut”. I, and by extension, you too can wear such clothing and, providing […]