Ammo Can Poker Set

Now that my ten year ban from Las Vegas for counting cards is coming to an end, I think it’s high time that I begin to brush off my poker skills once again. I should, perhaps, point out that, if any Vegas casino managers are reading this, that I didn’t count cards in the conventional, mathematical sense that outwits the house and wins you hands, I merely counted, out loud, as the dealer dealt them i.e. one, two, three, four, five….And, as it turned out, the croupiers found this, what I considered a playful quirk, incredibly annoying and had me roughed up by the bouncers and banned from casinos for ten years. A bit of an overreaction – especially given the fact I was committing the more heinous crime of kicking the one-armed bandits indiscriminately in the hope an errant quarter would fall. Anywho, I want to get my poker on and have decided to do it in style by investing in one of these awesome Ammo Box Poker Sets which, as the name subtly intimates, is delivered in an ammo box. Which is apt given that I’m gonna be shooting aces. I don’t know what “shooting aces” means? Probably a good thing though, right?

This is my rifle, this is my gun…..

…..this is my poker set in an ammo box.

Wanna play poker?