Bartendro

Bartendro

I’m a fan of alcohol. This much is clear. I’ve tried most varieties of booze under the sun with varying levels of dire consequence. I’m also a fan of being exceptionally lazy and, whilst I’m not adverse to a cocktail at all, I am utterly opposed to a] learning ingredients and b] faffing about with the actual concoction of said cocktail. However, courtesy of the astoundingly brilliant Bartendro Machine above, I can sate my appetite for an Appletini without having to get my hands dirty as this clever little chap will take care of all that shit that I can’t be bothered with. I worked as a barman once and was fired after 6 hours (shamefully a true story) so I won’t ride my Bartendro too hard if he doesn’t hit the high-notes with his mixtures right away. Powered by this decades ZX Spectrum, the Rasperry Pi, there’s certainly an impressive bit of kit beavering away behind the scenes on this exceptional little machine which, truth be told, seems a little ironic considering I’ll merely be utilising it to get shit-faced.

Bartendo 1

This machine is going to be a godsend when it comes to crafting a dirty pint.

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