Beer Tracker Bottle Opener

Beer Tracker Bottle Opener

I talk big but, truth be told, I cannot count. I thought I had it down when I was in primary school but, lamentably, my numeracy skills have grown rusty in my old age. Fortunately, however, there are plenty of mathematical aids on the market and I have high hopes that one such educational tool will help me overcoming this embarrassing affliction. Any good teacher will tell you that in order to get people to learn something, you need to make the lesson fun. Enter the top-notch Beer Tracker Bottle Opener – the sherpa on my journey to become a maths whizz. This handy little device will, like a nagging wife / girlfriend / mother / social worker / policeman / AA sponsor, let you know how many beers you’ve opened every time you pop a new cap. One word – screw tops. Cheat the system.

Beer Tracker

OK, so, my drinking got away from me on NYE and I got up to 100,000 bottles. Which is essentially the same as a speedometer ticking over to zero i.e. the beer I drank didn’t exist and my liver isn’t irreparably damaged. Yay.

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