Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

I’m quite the humanitarian, so it gives me great pleasure to do my part and help keep all God’s creatures fed. I’m also a complete wanker and enjoy making animals look like dicks. Which is why the Big Head Squirrel Feeder is the perfect purchase for someone of my sensibilities. On the one hand, it lets me feel good about giving the neighbourhood squirrels three square meals a day (literally – I feed them nothing but jelly cubes) but also gives me the visual joy of seeing a squirrel with a giant head. It doesn’t get much better than that in my book (My book is called Life’s Joys: Big Headed Squirrels). The Big Head Squirrel Feeder will allow me to exact revenge on one squirrel in particular who lords it over me with his agility and all-round awesomeness as he displays feats of extraordinary gymnastic capability in the car park most mornings, whilst I struggle to get to the car without stopping for a rest. I can tell he knows it makes me feel inferior but it doesn’t bother him. Well, try doing your triple salcos and that with a great big head, you squirrelly bastard!

Big Head Squirrel

As you can see, the squirrel head is also ginger. Adding further insult to injury for the squirrels.

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