Caveman Cookies

caveman cookie biscuits

Whilst the only evidence we have to go on regarding the lifestyle of the average caveman is the excellent Flinstone’s cartoon and, to a lesser extent, the abomination that was The Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas movie, there’s no getting away from the fact that they were fine physical specimens. Except for that little runt, Barney Rubble. But I suspect that was down to a hormone deficiency from a lack of sabre-tooth-tiger-con-carne in his diet. It is little wonder that Fred bullied the little chap so shamelessly. Anyway, what I’m saying is that the impressive physiques of the average caveman (Barney Rubble excluded) was largely as a result of their diets. And despite the fact that recent medical science would have us believe that cookies and biscuits are bad for our bodies, the exceptionally delicious Caveman Cookies definitely show this belief to be utterly erroneous. Turns out caveman were a surprisingly healthy bunch because these Caveman Cookies only have 65 calories per cookie which compared to 3000 in the quadruple choc-chip cookies to which I am accustomed – which leaves the mystery of why I’m the size of a house and caveman were all lithe and that not so much of a mystery.

caveman cookies

Isn’t an alpine caveman a yeti?



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