Cherry Chomper

Cherry Chomper

Despite serving a 25 year sentence as a vegetarian, I hate fruit and vegetables (true story) but I’m a big fan of chipper, happy kitchen implements which is why I’ll soon be rocking one of these fantastic Cherry Chompers in my kitchen. If fruit wanted us to eat it, it wouldn’t have evolved to have a rock hard heart or whatever. But, fortunately, in this particular case of Man Vs Wild, man has emerged victorious via the medium of Cherry Chomper, which precisely debones your cherries with an unerring precision and makes it look like it has shit out the pips which, of course, is the ultimate insult for a cherry.

Cherry Chomper Carnage

I think this could be a case for a blood-splatter expert. Give Dexter a call.

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