Concrete Coffee Machine

Concrete Coffee Machine

So, I read that during an archaeological dig the other day that a bunch of scientists or whatever discovered a rather interesting fact. Namely, that caveman loved skinny lattes and frappuccionos. I could have told them that and saved them the bother of digging. Fred Flintstone loved that shit. I suppose it’s always good to have empirical proof, however, so when their dig uncovered the, surprisingly advanced, Concrete Coffee Machine, it probably gave rise to more questions than it answered i.e. OK, so, we now know that there were prehistoric baristas in CaveBucks but this begs the question of whether they paid their taxes. Topical banter. Well done me. OK, so, I’ve just discovered that this Concrete Coffee Machine can only make espressos. No wonder caveman hunted sabre tooth tigers and pterodactyls and that. They were fearless because they were wired as shit on espresso.

Concrete Coffee Maker

So, I bought one. Fell through my kitchen counter and killed my neighbour below. Clearly, they are more suited for cave use.

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