Defibrillator Toaster

Defibrillator Toaster

Though it wouldn’t seem altogether that feasible, I have an unenviable talent for ruining even the easiest of culinary dishes with toast being a particular ruinous speciality. As such, an implement such as the frankly corking Defibrillator Toaster above may well give me a chance to┬áresuscitate even my most heinous of toast related crimes. Although, to be fair, it’s seldom the case that I’ve undercooked the toast – quite the opposite in fact. So, zapping it may not be the ideal solution. But this matters not a jot because I will greatly enjoy going all ER on my toast’s ass and being all George Clooney and that. I won’t enjoy telling the crusts that I couldn’t save their dad though. Does that joke work? I don’t think so, no.

Defib Toaster

Get me 10 CC’s of Nutella stat. Banter.

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