iStrike Shuttle

iStrike Shuttle

If you’ve got some territorial disputes to settle and want to escalate things into full-blown warfare then you’re going to need the requisite instruments of war. If the territorial dispute in question is along the lines of a colleague encroaching on your desk space as opposed to, say, invading a country,  then you may not need an actual military drone, emphasis on the may not, but you could certainly make your point with the brilliant iStrike Shuttle. Controlled via your iOS device, you could potentially carry out some pretty sneaky drone strikes on your colleagues whilst squirrelled away in the stationary cupboard. As opposed to napalm style bombs, it will drop ping-pong balls on your unsuspecting foes and, unless they have a particularly low threshold for banter and/or pain, this is unlikely to end up in a war-crimes trial in the Hague. I put eggs in it and bomb chickens. Freaks them out.

iStrike

As you can see, the iStrike Shuttle is equally as suitable for the art of wooing.

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