Before Leaving Door Sticker

door sticker

Most normal people lack any form of organisation when it comes to getting ready for work in the morning and, resultantly, it’s a miracle that we remember to even dress ourselves when we leave in the morning. It gets real awkward real quick when you forget even to do this. Trust me. And, despite what the police arrest record says, it was VERY cold that day. Anyhow, let’s move on to things that will help to prevent me adding to my rap-sheet – such as the top notch Before Leaving Door Sticker which will give you a friendly reminder that you are, in fact, retarded and have forgotten each of the illustrated objects that will be staring you in the face as you prepare to leave. For the particularly forgetful, you can buy expansion packs for your Before Leaving Sticker to include the following illustrations:

  • Pants (both the English and American variety)
  • Thermos
  • Pot Noodle
  • Shoes
  • That DVD you borrowed and said you’d return and never did but then you lost it and then said you were burgled and that the police said they wouldn’t catch the burglar and then you find the DVD again and then you tell the person you bought them a new one and you’ll bring it tomorrow. And then you lose it again.
  • Self-respect

So, there you have it – never leave the house underprepared again.

French Sticker

Kill two birds and learn a bit of French each morning. Also, if you want to see a list of things that you’ve lost whilst at work, attach one of these stickers to the outside of the door.

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