The Mantry
I remember that back in the day when I was dicing with death with the Bunsen burners in GCSE Biology that the teacher said that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I didn’t question this revolutionary news at the time but I began to notice subtle differences between men and women that seemed to affirm my biology teacher’s bold claims regarding the origins of our species. One of the most striking dissimilarities (what a wonderful word that I was disappointed to discover I haven’t just invented) between men and women was patently our choices of food. Spotting a rather wonderful gap in the market, the fine chaps over at The Mantry Company (AKA The Modern Man’s Pantry) realised that they could do a rather fine monthly delivery of the very best food and drink from around the world and deliver it into my mantry AKA my stomach. The fact that it is delivered in the spiffing crate pictured above really is the icing on the cake.
Update: Week one’s delivery consisted of a crate of Guinness, Nutella and a pack of Monster Munch. Those Mantry chaps sure know how to cater to my whims.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with….bacon spread! Sold.