Pigeon Mask

Pigeon Mask

Alright, so, I was in Trafalgar Square the other day and this pigeon walked over to me bold as brass and basically bullied me off the bench I was sitting in. I was just sitting there minding my own business and he stomps over and basically carried out the avian equivalent of kicking the geeky kids off the back of the bus. Just to clarify, I’m not a geek and did the kicking off when it comes to school buses. But everyone knows that you don’t mess with pigeons. So, with a modicum of reluctance, I gave up my bench to the pigeon. And he totally wasted the opportunity of sitting there (it was a great view and that) by just bobbing his head back and forth and walking round in circles. Twat. Anyway, I’m planning to go back to the bench next week with the brilliant Pigeon Mask from Archie McPhee to study the pigeon in his natural environment, learn his ways, understand his nature and that. Then I’m going to chase him with a broom.

Funky Pigeon

So, basically, I did this for about an hour to intimidate the pigeon. He bought back some of his mates and gave me a sound thrashing.

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