Pilush Water Saver

Pilush

Baths are boring as shit normally. You just sit there stewing in your own filth, whilst contemplating how you’ve played your part in destroying the planet by using considerably more water than you required. Well, you can kill two birds with one stone with this bonkers looking but undeniably brilliant Pilush Water Saver. Just plonk this wonky-eyed little chap in the bath and he’ll suck up water through his snout and inflate to increase the water level in the bath so you don’t need to use as much water. I perform a similar trick in pubs with the beers of designated drinkers. I’ll hoover them right up. And drinks left untended for more than 30 seconds. You snooze, you lose. Anyway, what I’m saying is that this awesome little Pilush is, almost certainly, going to save the polar bears single-handedly. Which is ironic because Pilush’s are the main component of a polar bear’s diet.

Pilush Bath

I soon grew irate with how much space the Pilush took up in the bath and drowned him. Currently doing a five-year stretch for Pilushocide.



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