Pirate Ship Fort

I don’t own a garden, so, when this arrives in the post, I’m going to have to hope that the homeowner’s alliance or whatever doesn’t kick up a fuss when I put it in our carpark. It cost me £20,000 so they better be cool. This awesome Pirate Ship Fort will ultimately be my caravan when I fashion some wheels and attach them to the base and hit the high seas (the M1). I will probably stand at the bow and keep an eye out for other vessels (caravans) to board and ransack for goods as we make our way down the motorway. Pretty sure it’ll make for an interesting Crimewatch show. And a messy clean-up for the paramedics when I, inevitably, fail to board the other vessels due to my lack of nimbleness, balance and coordination.

In the immortal words of Zapp Brannigan – “It’s built like a steakhouse but drives like a bistro“.