Pit Boss BBQ Belt

Though I’m only a relatively recent convert to meat, after trying out vegetarianism (and being a normal weight) for a quarter of a century, I decided that, no, I want to be fat as fuck and started eating meat. Some three stone weight gain and numerous doctor health warnings later, I’ve managed to ween myself off it a little and no longer have to have specially made chairs or doors widened for me.

That being said, I still love a good barbeque me but, having been a vegetarian for most of my adult life, a barbeque for me typically entailed wrapping up a jacket potato in a shit-tonne of tin foil and lobbing it on the barbeque and waiting for it to cook – knowing full well that it wouldn’t and would either explode or, you know, not cook. So, as you can see, I’ve never really had the chance to be a Ron Swanson-esque master of ceremonies at a barbeque and, in order to fulfil this objective, I’m going to need to be suitably dressed and I do believe that one of these amazing Pit Boss BBQ Belts will fit the bill quite nicely. Not just for barbeques you understand – I’ll be wearing it to work too.

Pure……unadulterated……GENIUS!!