Playstation 4

playstation 4I think my most abiding memory of having owned a Playstation is that, when I was burgled during my post-university drinking years some seven or eight years ago, the little rapscallions responsible for the robbery stole pretty much everything apart from my Playstation which, truth be told, I found rather odd. They literally stole everything else in the room around it. And, in a manoeuvre which I begrudgingly had to admit was pure, unadulterated genius, used the sofa cushions covers (the big ones) as a swag bag to carry their ill-gotten loot away. What has this got to do with the impending launch of the stunning looking Playstation 4 I hear you say? Well, nothing frankly, but I thought that it was an interesting little aside that burglars don’t deem Playstations (albeit a Playstation 1) worthy of stealing. Although, whether you can call it a buglary when my housemate and I got drunk in the pub and left our front door not just ajar but full-blown open is debatable. Safe to say, I’m going to be asking for one of these epic looking machines under my Christmas tree when it is released in November (I celebrate Christmas in November due to my lack of patience – Jesus is cool with it I think). Priced at a mere £350, some £100 or so less than its Microsoft equivalent, I’m not going to put myself forward as a guinea pig for quite as many medical trials and experiments to facilitate paying for it as would normally be the case. I remember losing all my hair and growing a fourth nipple (I already had three) to pay for the last games console that I bought. Considering said console was a Nokia N-Gage, I’m not sure it was worth it. If you’re in any doubts regarding how awesome the Playstation 4 is going to be, the videos below should alleviate those doubts quite nicely.

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All of those look like they will be making my girlfriend pretty angry in about 5 months time when my incessant playing of them stops her from watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians et al.



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