Segway Centaur

If you’re a fan of segways but don’t think you look quite as ridiculous as you could when riding one, the good people at Segway have been kind enough to conjure up the Centaur above. Despite its pram like appearance, this impressive little number is capable of reaching a speed of 25MPH or, if you’d prefer, the speed of one Usain Bolt. It’s not yet been released I don’t believe but the moment these bad boys hit the streets, expect to see me hanging out my window shouting “Your baby has fallen out” and similar banter. The Segway Centaur is still just a concept (as of…..2005! Hmmmm, methinks I may not be seeing one of these parked outside my local Papa Johns anytime soon) but if it does ever get off the ground, I’ll have a go on one and be like that was fun for a bit albeit completely pointless. Just like actual Segways. GO SEGWAY!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nice khakis.