Sheriff Elastic Band Shotguns

Elastic Band Shotgun

It’s crazy how much fear you can instill in your fellow man by wrapping an elastic band around your thumb and forefinger and pointing it at them. With this in mind, just imagine how mortified they will be when you whip this Sheriff Elastic Band Shotgun out and unleash a flurry of elastic bands in their direction. If you’re the sort of person who likes to dish out your own brand of vigilante justice in the office, this will be the ideal implement for the job. A selection of actions in the workplace that would warrant “The Bandit” include:

  • A distinct lack of parity in tea-round making
  • Eating anything that stinks
  • Hyperactivity
  • Poor taste in music
  • Not bringing in cakes on your birthday
  • Not revealing where the office stationary cupboard is to replenish your armoury
  • Tattling on you for previous elastic band related incidents
  • Encroaching on my desk space
  • Eating noisily
  • Eating too quietly
  • Not being a good sport (when they accidentally get an elastic band to the eye)

That’s just a few to get you started. I’m sure you’ll think of some more for your own office.

elastic band shotgun

Hmmmmmm – methinks by the time I’ve managed to put this thing together, it will be after 5:30PM and most people will have left for the day. No worries – I’ll get the cleaner when they get in. Annnnnnnnnnnnd……lawsuit.

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