Stone Age Swiss Army Knife
Those cavemen were an industrious bunch what with their fire and wheel creating ways and despite what you may have read in the “history” books, they actually had plenty of tools at their disposal to help grease the creativity wheels. Those with plenty of expendable “rock” (cash not crack cocaine) in the Stone Age could afford the best of the best when it came to tools – I am, of course, talking about the brilliant Stone Age Swiss Army Knife above. People are always banging on about how tough dinosaurs and sabre-tooth tigers and that were but, as it turns out, cave men beat the crap out of wooly mammoths with tiny little hammers from their Stone Age Swiss Army Knives and ate their fried pterodactyl wings with the cute little spoon.
Cavemen were a well equipped bunch.