Town Hall Bingo

Town Hall Bingo

It wasn’t until I had to flee the local bingo hall in fear for my life that I came to realise that OAP’s are evil, vindictive bastards who take the game of Bingo a little more seriously than I had anticipated. My repeated cries of “Bingo” after every new number fell on deaf ears (literally) and those old grumps didn’t even had the good grace to find it funny the first time I did it, let alone the 50th (took them a while to chuck me out, bless ’em). Well, needless to say, the upshot of this was a blanket ban for me from all bingo halls within a 50 mile radius and, given my slovenly attitude to travelling anywhere, ever, this means that Bingo is off the cards for me for the¬†foreseeable¬†future. Or so I thought. But then I had the fortune to happen across the brilliant Town Hall Bingo Set and, lo-and-behold, I’m back in the game. Not going to lie, it’s not as much fun playing bingo by myself sitting at home in my pants. I miss the rush of having zimmerframe wielding¬†octogenarians chasing after me disputing the validity of my “Bingo” claims.

Town Hall Bingo Set

Set up my own rival bingo hall to shows teach those dicks a lesson for banning me. They sent their heavies around. They were in their 80’s but they were tough. One fell asleep for a bit but they roughed me up pretty good.

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