Vintage Boxing Gloves

Vintage Boxing Gloves

Though my Fight / Flight response is heavily tipped toward the “Flight” end of the spectrum, I am quite the accomplished pugilist when push comes to shove and, somewhat unfortunately, have massive lobster-like claw hands which is why these rather spiffing Vintage Boxing Gloves are the ideal instrument of warfare for me laying the smackdowns in 2013. I’ve got a few fights lined up over the next couple of months that will probably make or break my professional boxing career and I’m hoping that my choice of lobster-esque glovage will prove sufficiently intimidating to scare off my opponents before I have to throw the ¬†old two-jab combo. I’ve got a film crew following me around at the minute making a Raging Bull style documentary but I think that my nickname of Leo “The Boozy Lobster” Davie won’t strike the same fear into the heart of my opponents as Jake “The Raging Bull” LaMotta and will be a hindrance right from the get-go.

Close up boxing  glove

So, yeah, I cancelled my first fight because I couldn’t do my gloves up.

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