Whale Bottle Opener

Whale Bottle Opener 1

Whales are, as far as I can tell, pretty useless things. Sure, they’re all big and that and they rid the world of those worthless invertebrates, plankton, but other than this service, they offer little other notable value to the planet. However, my assessment of their worth came before I realised that something as brilliant as this Whale Bottle Opener from Modern Anthology existed and, as I’m a big man, I’m fully prepared to admit when I’m wrong. Whales are pretty good lads all things considered. Anything that helps deliver beer to my¬†esophagus instantly scores some kudos points in my book and, unless whales suddenly and unexpectedly go tee-total on us (they won’t, they’re notorious boozers), they are forever going to be a pal of mine.

Whale Bottle Opener

Not going to lie, this whale has got a bit of a whorish vibe.

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