Wireless Key Finder

Wireless Key Finder

Keys are dicks. They’re always losing themselves and people saying “They’re always the last place you look” just serves to wind me up still further. Of course they are! You typically stop looking for something once you’ve found it. Anyway, this clever little device, the Brookstone Wireless Key Finder, will make my key related anger issues a thing of the past. Basically, the coy nature of keys makes them incredibly difficult to find but just add the different coloured key fobs to your keys and at the touch of the relevant button, your keys will make you aware of their presence anywhere within the home by shouting one of the three following pre-recorded distress calls:

  • Oi, dickheard, I’m over here*
  • If you would take better care of me, you wouldn’t have spent £30 on this*
  • Warmer, warmer, waaaaaaaaaarmer, colder, waaaaaaaarmer, just kidding, I’m in your pocket*
It doesn’t say this.

Wireless Key Finder

How bloody stupid is this guy?! Your keys are right there, dipshit.

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