Woodinville Age Your Own Whiskey

So, I was watching Boardwalk Empire the other day and it got me to thinking – I should start making moonshine. It seems like the most logical step in my career progression. Those gangster folk seemed to be making a pretty penny from it and I’m a tough guy with street smarts to spare so I shouldn’t have any trouble when the local ruffians try and “muscle in” on my turf. Obviously, given a lack of capital and limited knowledge of how to make bootleg alcohol (it’s got something to do with bathtubs, I’m sure), I’ve decided to start small with the brilliant Woodinville Age Your Own Whiskey Kit for two reasons principally – 1] I cannot tolerate whiskey so won’t be tempted to drink from my own stash and 2] I’ll feel like a giant next to the barrel. Which is always nice.

So, I went out of business when the establishment I was supplying my Mo’Shine (I like to abbreviate) to began to question why I couldn’t supply them with more than two glasses of whiskey a week.