Zapp Branigan Figure

No, I don’t still play with dolls. I gave that up years, months ago. It’s awesome figures like this Zapp Brannigan number which threaten to reignite the flame. For any fan of Futurama, you’ll be aware that Zapp is the best character with some fantastic quotes such as:

“If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?”

“I’ll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.”

“She’s built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!”

Well said, Zapp, well said. I know what you’re thinking – something as awesome as this Zapp Brannigan figure is going to cost a small fortune. No, sir, it does not. It can be yours for under £40 and will almost certainly be worth about £50 by 2030.

LAD.