Christmas Jumper Mug
Struggling to get into the Christmas spirit? Fear not, it’s an easy fix. All you need is one of these quality Christmas Jumper Mugs which will get you well into the festive swing of things. Plus, you’ll feel less of a douche when you wear your own abomination of a Christmas jumper. Strength in numbers and all that. I may well be in the minority here but I can’t help but think that drink ware is under-represented in the clothing department but items like this go a long way to rectifying this injustice. If this Christmas Jumper mug doesn’t have you in the Christmas spirit then you are clearly dead inside and undeserving of such an awesome object.
If you can’t find one of these Christmas Jumper Mugs on the high street, just pop in to Primark and get one of their Christmas jumpers, lob that sucker in the wash at 90C and tumble dry it. Same effect.