iPod Hoodie

I’m not going to lie, I have not taken particularly good care of my iPod nor treated it with the respect that it deserves. I’ve never made it feel special, quite the opposite in fact – accidentally pissed on it once when I dropped it in a trough urinal, for example. If it were a human, it would have been taken into care a long time ago and I splashed across the tabloids, labelled a monster.

Well, the time has come for me to make a change insomuch as I’m turning over a new leaf and have decided to make my iPod feel special and give him thanks for all the years that he has been belting out all those Backstreet Boys and Mariah Carey hits for me. Hitherto, my iPod has been forced to make do with hand-me-downs – some headphones I found in a skip, Spice Girls cover from the charity shop etc but, from now on, it’s nothing but the best for my iPod, which is why I will be dressing him in this rather dapper and sartorially superior iPod Hoodie which, frankly, will kill two birds with one stone because my iPod has been getting bullied by local ruffians but when they see he is now a “hoody” they should leave him be.

I bust out the cardigan on special occasions. Or when my iPod has been a douche and I want to make him look like a knob.