Ostrich Pillow

Ostrich Pillow

Most people feel embarrassed about falling asleep in public (not me, I’ll fall asleep anywhere without the slightest concern regarding decorum) so something that allows them to bury their heads in the sand like an ostrich will likely appeal. Enter the Ostrich Pillow. This phenomenally dapper construction will make the world your bedroom (minus the Bieber posters) so trying to find a place to rest your weary head will cease to be an issue. Just don your Ostrich Pillow and BOOM – out like a light. Lamentably, I don’t think it has noise-cancelling capabilities but for a measly £65 you can’t have everything. I assume it works in much the same way as the childhood game of Peek-a-Boo insomuch as the wearer will assume that once they’ve slapped the Ostrich Pillow on, other people will no longer be able to see them. So, basically, what I’m saying I guess, is be careful crossing the road. And give the Serengeti a wide berth – those bloody lions love a tasty ostrich.

Ostrich Pillow Airport

Another Ostrich aficionado blending seamlessly into his surroundings.

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