Blank Wall Clock

In the words of Ron Burgundy, “I’m kind of a big deal” and when it comes to timekeeping, I make my own rules. As such, the fantastic Blank Clock from Alessi is the perfect purveyor of time for me because it allows me to make the boundaries and rules. My Blank Clock would read as follows:

12 – SLEEP / DRINK (OR BOTH)

1 – WAIT, IS THIS LUNCH OR AM I IN BED?

2 – I SHOULD HAVE DONE A 24HOUR CLOCK

3 – I’M EITHER AT WORK OR WATCHING THE 24 HOUR BINGO CHANNEL

4 – FUCK THIS – I’M BUYING A REAL CLOCK….

And I thought MY handwriting was bad. It is, I can’t write in cursive and almost always write in nothing but block capitals.