Bookshelf Tower

Stacking your books in a normal, regimented manner is so 2012. 2013 is all about stacking your books haphazardly in a manner that will make finding your hardback copy of Jugs or the Beano annual all but impossible (until March, at least, when you’ll probably have mastered the use of your Bookshelf Tower). I demand a lot from my furniture and anything that doesn’t have Optimus Prime Transformer-esque capabilities need not apply. As such, this bad boy Bookshelf Tower is definitely suitable for my lovely abode but I dare say I’ll have to go out and buy some more Garfield and Calvin and Hobbes books to fill the space.

It’s probably worth mentioning that the Bookshelf Tower traps and eats humans a la a Venus Flytrap so don’t drop your guard around it.