Dream Bookshelf

I’m a man who has many ideas, many of which, after I’ve consulted Google, I realise have already been invented which, needless to say, is devastating to my fragile ego. It often takes me a long time to recover from the crushing innovation blows so I need to surround myself with items which help pick me up and return me to my inventive (read: plagiaristic) ways such as this brilliant Dream Bookshelf. So, when I think I’ve come up with next big thing only to discover it was thought up years before it came to me, I will typically sulk for a while and then get drunk before rallying and coming up with some great new ideas such as Edible Rocks (Trademarked, douchebags).

That looks like the majority of my ideas to be fair – no substance.