Duffy Swing Table

Duffy Swing Table

Between the ages of four and six years old I was the Don of the playground because I could do some pretty impressive shit on the swings which included but was not limited to the much-fabled “loop-da-loop” which as any child knows is the Holy Grail of playground exploits where you get up such a velocity that you take the swing all the way over the crossbar. Well, when you get to adulthood, it’s all downhill from there and you can’t impress your peers any longer with your capabilities on the swings – no, sir, it’s all dull dinner parties and that. Well, imagine my unbridled delight then when I came across this exceptionally brilliant Duffy Swing Table which couples my childhood obsession of swings with my adulthood obsession of eating. Safe to say, dinner parties are good deal more interesting when I’m endeavouring to relive my youth by pulling off a “loop-da-loop” on the Swing Table whilst my girlfriend brings out the H’ordeuvres. Gets real messy, real fast. I will invariably kick at least one dinner guest in the face and cause superficial injuries to most of the others. But its all totally worth it for the sound of one hand clapping (my one remaining working hand) when I’ve successfully pulled off the amazing feat of a Duffy Swing Table loop-da-loop.

Duffy Swing Table Black

The black variety of the Swing Table is for those who have graduated from the Loop-da-Loop academy. Like a black belt in Karate.



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