Lasso Wardrobe

If you’re anything like me, you’ll find it a chore to root through your wardrobe and, resultantly, just wear the first thing you come across. In order to overcome the immense tedium that comes from dressing myself, I’ve decided that I must invest in this rather impressive Lasso Wardrobe and I’m sure I’ll be able to rustle up a mighty catch i.e. jeans and a t-shirt. Standard. It obviously isn’t the most practical of clothing receptacles but we can’t all have an extensive clothing carousel like Roger from American Dad to house our extensive array of costumes. Other people have a costume closet too, right?

So, my lasso wardrobe wrangled me a pair of women’s shoes and a jacket so I had to fire him.