Star Wars Travel Posters

Star Wars poster Endor

If Don Draper lived in a galaxy far, far away instead of womanising and boozing his way through mid-20th century New York, I have absolutely no doubt that he would have come up with these bloody top notch Star Wars Travel Posters by Steve Thomas. Even though I bumped into the Darth Vader the last time I went to the Death Star and he took the piss out of my pasty white tan and put his towels on every sun lounger around the Death Star pool, I haven’t completely sworn off traveling around the galaxy because I’m sure that some parts of the Star Wars universe are still worth a look. Endor, for example, has got Storm Troopers joy-riding through woods and that – who doesn’t want to see that on their two week jollies from work? Be careful where you choose to go though because, even though Ewoks look cute, they don’t like Brits (we don’t travel well) and when I was walking through the beautiful green forests of Endor, one of them threw faeces at me. Admittedly, I was pissing on his treehouse at the time, having previously drunkenly vomited on his tattered bib.

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