Volcano Humidifier

volcano humidifier

Now, I’m not going to claim to be some sort of geology expert but I feel fairly comfortable in proffering the assertion that volcanoes are as hot as shit. Ever since watching the exceptional period piece, Joe Vs the Volcano, and the the hard-hitting documentary, Volcano, starring everyone’s favourite canyon-faced thesp, Tommy Lee Jones, I’ve had a bit of an obsession about volcanoes. I have an affinity with their grumpy nature which is basically akin to them waking up in the morning and saying “Fuck this shit – lets chuck a load of molten lava everywhere“. Ergo, volcanoes are the ultimate badasses. But it is clear that they just want to be loved like their jock brother, mountains. Anyway, so I think that we can all agree that volcanoes are pretty great (except, perhaps, those chaps at Pompei) so imagine my considerable delight when I stumbled across this bonkers but brilliant Volcano Humidifier. Whilst it doesn’t spew lava, for obvious reasons (it’s all hot and that), it does release some awesome coloured mist clouds that at least create the illusion that there may be some lava knocking about beneath the surface. And it humidifies the room or whatever. So, if you can’t be arsed with all that opening a window bullshit and love a good volcano, then this little beauty is going to be right up your street.


My volcano humidifier got all angry and that. So, I chucked a virgin in there. Sorted it right out.

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