De Antonio Mini Yacht

Whilst the disarrayed nature of my finances precludes me from owning a Roman Abramovich style Super Yacht, I can hold a glimmer of hope of perhaps owning one of these awesome De Antonio Mini Yachts (I can’t – they cost like a bajillion pounds still). I quite fancy being a sea captain but given my difficulties in navigating and controlling vehicles on dry land, I can’t help but think I’d be doubling, perhaps tripling the number of Coast Guard call-outs each day as I decide I fancy a jolly on the sea only to wind up drunkenly on some rocks or pulled over for boozing with dolphins. I’m a big fan of minimalism so the fact that this mini yacht seems to have little more than a steering wheel and a boozing table certainly appeals.

The Mini Yacht is great for doing doughnuts.