I like to drink a lot. This love of booze often leads me buying entirely impractical things that, whilst drunk, seem nothing short of essential but, when I wake up on my living room floor the next morning, look slightly more “ill-advised” than remembered. The chief complaint that most people have about my drunk purchases […]
I’m a lethargic fellow, prone to extensive bouts of daytime sleeping. I seldom have enough energy to partake in activities that require even the bare minimum of physical exertion and I often take to drinking my Guinness through a straw because I can’t be arsed to pick up the pint glass. I am, essentially, the […]
I’m not ashamed to admit that, for the most part, I utterly abhor spirits and shots thereof but will, quite happily, drink Guinness until the cows come home – often literally when I decide that, in a drunken haze, it’s a good idea to put a cow in the boot of the car. I have […]
I have literally no idea what cribbage is but, after discounting “what I used to hide leftover food under on my dinner plate”, I’ve come to the unanimous conclusion that it is a game of some description. My inclination to learn about this terrible sounding concoction was at an all time low until I came […]
Taking photos isn’t as fun as it used to be when you used to take a shit-tonne of pictures on a camera with no digital display (or flying blind as I like to call it) so you had no idea whether you’d captured that squirrel with its knob out or that poignant memory when you […]
To be quite honest, I’ve been watching Homer Simpson drink Duff Beer for the last 15 years or so now with a quiet reverance towards the sort of scrapes and escapades that he gets himself into under the influence of Duff – or under the “Duffluence” as it’s doubtless called. This has led me to […]