Digital Destruction Watch

Digital Destruction WatchWe all know who wears the trousers in the world of time. Digital all day long. Analogue watches are the runt of the litter and suckle at the teet of digital watches and even when one managed to get out there and establish themselves, their dominant digital nature always wins out in the end. It’s basically like an alcoholic falling off the wagon – they can pretend to be analogue (sober) all they want, they’re going to end up digital (drunk) in the end. As with most things, a picture paints a thousand words (not one of my pictures – I can’t draw for shit. One of my drawings would cloud the issue further if anything) so, I’ve managed to source an awesome example of how all timepieces have a digital beating heart within in the form of this fantastic Digital Destruction Watch which says stop pissing about with all this analogue bullshit and just read it digitally like normal folk. I should probably point out at this juncture that the watch is like the Incredible Hulk insomuch as the digital display only comes out when you make it angry.*

* It doesn’t.

Digital Destruction Watches

I’m pretty sure I should be able to see all four digitals on a digital watch, no?



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