Rolex Wall Clocks

Rolex Wall Clock

Needless to say, there are certain luxury items which sit far outside my price bracket – quilted toilet paper, M&S Finest Ready Meals, a second pair of shoes and Rolex watches – but, fortunately, something wonderful has happened, I’ve won the lottery┬ásome clever chaps have seen the trauma suffered by paupers like me and decided to do something about it. No, I’m not talking about some sort of Marxist, egalitarian society, far from it in fact, they’ve just crafted this wonderful Rolex Wall Clock which, brilliantly, costs like 100th of the price of a Rolex wristwatch which leads me to question whether Rolex are aware that these chaps are making big, fuck-off versions of their watches, slapping them on the wall and calling them clocks.

Obviously, I don’t give a shit whether they are aware of this or not, I’m still fully intending to get my hands on one. I’m blatantly not hanging it on the wall though – where’s the good in that? Don’t give me any of that “telling the time” bullshit. People can’t see how rich and successful I am if my Rolex is hanging on the wall can they? Fuck that shit. I’m getting a big, ostentatious gold chain and hanging this bad boy around my neck. Need to work on my pimp walk though as, currently, it just looks like I’m desperate for the toilet.

rolex clock

I went diving with my Rolex. Get the bends pretty bad.

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