Sioux City Watch

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Though I’m not proud to admit it, I’ve got a bit of beef with pandas. It stems back to a childhood zoo incident when one of the two-toned bastards pinched my Cornetto ice-cream. Normally, I would have taken it on the chin, and perhaps even begrudingly respected the panda for his gumption, but the purchase constituted the last of my pocket money and it was mint choc-chip so, you know, fuck that shit. I’m a fellow known for the pettiness of his actions and, the way I figure it, if a panda robs me of my favourite food – mint choc-chip (1 of your 5 a day) Cornettos – then I will engage in a bit of tit-for-tat retribution by robbing him of his favourite chow i.e. bamboo.

Now, I don’t have the requisite monies and / or inclination to go galivanting to China and become embroiled in a full-scale deforestation of all their bamboo so, instead, I’m just going to buy me one of these awesome looking Sioux Watches which are crafted from, you guessed it, bamboo. And leather (I’ve got beef with cows too. They know why). So, when I’ve taken delivery of my top notch bamboo Sioux Watch, I fully intend to head down the local zoo and flaunt it in the face of their resident pandas. That’ll learn them.

Update: I got cocky and one of the pandas bit my hand off and ate my watch. Totally worth it.

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