Submarine Alarm Clock

Submarine Alarm Clock

Alarm clocks are complete wankers. What sort of sick bastard would make their living out of waking people up from their joyful slumbers? They are, essentially, the inanimate equivalent of the traffic warden. Well, if you wanted an excuse to hate your alarm clock still further then this awesome (but also clearly a dick) Submarine Alarm Clock will definitely tick all of the right boxes. The reason that the Submarine Alarm Clock will up the ire levels significantly is due to the fact that it will squawk ceaselessly until you put it in water. Which actually (on a completed unrelated matter) reminds me of a seagull I saw on a trip to Wells-on-Sea that literally shouted the house down as he walked across the beach and shut up the second he got into the water. He was a good lad. I liked him. I can’t see me striking up a similar affinity with this alarm clock which has purposively been made too big to shove in that glass of water you’ve had next to your bed for a week. Ergo, you’ll have to get up and run your alarm clock a bath to shut him up. Upshot, you’ll still be late for work.

Sub Alarm Clock

OK, so I used this alarm clock for a week and I’d had too much and lobbed a toaster in the bath after him. He had the last laugh though because I broke my toaster and the alarm clock still works fine.

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